Mr. Thompson: Part III

During a routine physical exam of our beloved Mr. Thompson, the resident I'm working under was feeling for radial pulses (the ones on his wrists) when, much to her surprise he grabbed her arms & pulled her closer to him...

I think I love you...

You do, huh?

She nicely replied.

And he almost jumped off the chair when he noticed her unoccupied left ring finger...

And you're not married!!! You're not married!!!

Yeah, but you are!!!

Oh, but that doesn't matter...I'm on my third one anyway.